This blog is dedicated to the asinine comments of Craig Bolerjack.

If you have heard a bolerism in one of his recent broadcasts that you feel is worthy of this blog please email bolerisms@yahoo.com

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Bolerism #17

Manicurist dropping by in the afternoon, "Boys, let me take a look at you!"

Bolerism #16

We could play basketball for years and never see a play like that again

Bolerism #15

You a skier? Used to be. I'm a watcher now.

Bolerism #14

You put that on a calculator and thats 15%

Bolerism #13

Speaking of fries, Frye with two just inside the arc

Bolerism #12

I don't want to bust a button

Bolerism #11

Does your father have dimples? I'll hold on to that answer.

Bolerism #10

There is life after basketball

Bolerism #9

There is gold at the end of a rainbow. I've been looking, but that rainbow keeps moving on me.

Bolerism #8

That's a game turner!

Bolerism #7

Boozer can ice this one down!

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Bolerism #6

I've got Ron Boone and Deron William

Bolerism #5

Memo was biting the beard!

Bolerism #4

270..............(10 awkward seconds later), and that's after a Happy Meal.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Bolerism #3

A classic... Buckle up Jazz fans!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Bolerism #2

A little rain, a little thunder!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Bolerism #1

A couple of deep knee bends and off she goes.

Bolerisms

This blog is dedicated to the asinine comments made by Craig Bolerjack throughout the Utah Jazz Basketball season.

Bolerism- a jackassery comment by Craig Bolerjack to describe a person, place, thing or event that he says as an announcer.

If you have heard a bolerism that is worthy of this blog please email bolerisms@yahoo.com